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Shooking

"Angel get outta here!"
"No! Why?"
"You're shooking up the place"
"I'm shook"
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shonin

Definition 1: Word used to describe a shone who performs hoish activities. A girl, or sometimes a guy that is on the prowl searching for members of the opposite sex to fuck.

Definition 2: The act of being a shone. One who engages in sexual intercourse with someone who they are not in a relationship with, usually while already in a relationship with somebody else.
example 1:

Kent: dat ho over there already done fucked about 25 niggas tonight, I know i can get her next!

Kirby: She got a crazy sex face and you know she lookin for number 26. She's fiendin for that cock. Damn, that ho is shonin'

Example 2:

Annette: We're through B! and i had sex wit 8 other niggaz while we were dating!

Bryant: OMG you were shonin on me the whole time? I can not believe you would do that to me. I loved you. You really are nothin but a shone!
by mattda59 April 12, 2008
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ive got a stonking headache
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Shocking

A way of describing an object that startles you with it's crapness
That orange tent over there is shocking!
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shonkinium

A newly discovered rare metallic element, sometimes referred to as "Shonk".

It can be easily polished to hold a shine, but it tarnishes very rapidly when inspected closely or when it comes into contact with any Object.

The primary use appears to be in the building of simple machines, which will usually work only under certain conditions such as the orientation of the earth's magnetic field, the prevailing wind, and whether the creator of the machine was able to find the jade monkey before the full moon rose that month.

Due to the strong electric field scattering effect exuded by shonkinium, it is not suitable for any use in electronics.

Items created with shonkinium are generally described as "shonky".

No-one has discovered the true worldwide extent of shonkinium, but all of the veins of shonkinium ore so far discovered by exploratory mining have been found in the hills around South Ayrshire in the UK.
"This script isn't just slightly shonky, it's made from 24 carat shonkinium!" -- A Web Developer, today.
by Guess who, arf arf February 11, 2010
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swonking

The act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.
"Wooohhhhhh, let's go swonking Nigel. Let's get totally swonked."
by kenturamon April 27, 2009
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Stonking

Oh my fucking god! Did you see that girl's stonking great tits?!
by urbanrodeo February 25, 2009
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