shmeatboxing 

The act of making rhythmic sounds with your mouth while performing felacio on a penis.

"That shmeatboxing was bustin "

shmeatboxing by Taddybojangles August 12, 2022

SHMEATY MEAT 

Meat is a tiny man who loves basketbol, he is an 2K MyPlayer and basically customised an NPC

"GET YOUR MEAT OFF ME MEAT"
"MEEEEAT"
"SHMEATY MEAT"

SHMEATY MEAT by BOLnotReal August 15, 2023

dog shmeat 

when something is dog shmeat it is bad

that’s dog shmeat my guy
used negatively

dog shmeat by djmdjmdjm11 November 16, 2018

shlurp my shmeat 

What Matthew does to my exceedingly large phallus

"wow, the only thing Matthew does is shlurp my shmeat!"

shlurp my shmeat by tekritin February 7, 2018

Shmeathead

A stupid person; or a person who frequently says idiotic things.

Originated in Longwood Senior High School

Mike, "I saw a pig fly"
Luke replies ,"shut up you Shmeathead!"

This Shmeathead put gas in his diesel truck at the gas station yesterday.

Shmeathead by LukeSchusta August 3, 2016

Shmeat 

Shmeat (adj)- describing an item (a thing). Example: “that shmeat over there” or “did you do that shmeat that we were supposed to do for homework?”

Shmeated (adj)- a person who is either drunk or high (not sober). Example: “I am shmeated right now” or “I just want to get shmeated”

That shmeat is fire bro.

I’m so shmeated I can’t even talk to you right now.

Shmeat by staphinfection101 April 19, 2019

shmeated 

very drunk/high

"yo, did u c Felicia last nite?"
"ya, she was shmeated off the bean bro, fr"

shmeated by vape_lord_123 February 28, 2018