shmuck

Yiddish is origin very vulgar and means penis and can be used to mean and one who is an idiot and is versitile like most yiddish phrases

Oy, Vay you look like a shmuck in those farkatke cloths

by Alex February 13, 2003

wolfgang shmuck

Someone who doesn't know how to cook.

A Wolfgang Shmuck knows how to cook a pizza in a toaster over, but not much more. Even if you remember to curl your fingers in a high and tight pinch on the food when using a sharp knife, it's still a challenge to boil water or make toast.

by Ae5Ea8 February 3, 2015

shmacacked

Getting really krunked. drinking till you can't get up. Also refered to as getting Franked.

We went out last night and got totaly shmacacked.

by Frank115 February 26, 2007

Shmuckerdingdongdillinger

Shmuckerdindongdillinger is a great word to use to avoid awkward interations over the internet or something to say To youre friends when u are feeling very hyperactive and whimsicle.

To start a non-awkward conversation over skype you say long time no see you shmuckerdingdongdillinger. This only works with a close friend unless you wamt to sound like a grape.

by Wtf is a pseudonym October 21, 2012

shmucked up

Code word for getting drunk

Ryan is getting shmucked up at the club tonight

by Thatgirlfromny May 19, 2016

Shmuck

a worthless excuse for a human being inept of usefulness in a drunken stupor of self existence.... So true infact that if Ashton Kutcher went back in time and killed said "shmuck", he would be suprised to know that in the future there will be no consequences (ie. butterfly effect) for said individual and no significant change for the loss of their existence

Guy #1: i would help you but im very busy today folding my eviction notice into a paper airplane....

Guy #2: Your a Shmuck!

by IdontlieMonica November 29, 2009

Shmuck Lyfe

Term to refer to a group of absolute virginss who r actually pretty fucking cool

When asking someone about the shmucks you have to know somone called jake, tristan, anya, sas and martha

Person1: “hey, billy are the shmuck lyfes coming
Billy: ye probs but jakes already at mine so he definitely

Person1: ok ill be there soon

by Shmuckboy12 December 24, 2019