shmidget

A nasty little troll human that's gender cannot be determined by the naked eye. It is mandated by human law that they wear diapers to protect others from the unknown. They also must must register with the county and put signs in their front yard notifying the neighborhood that a shmidget lives there.

Old guy in the neighborhood: "HEY!! WAIT DON'T GO IN THERE!! Cant you read the sign?"
New guy in the neighborhood: "What sign?"
Old guy in the neighborhood: "The 'BEWARE OF SHMIDGET' sign out front. Its just too risky.
Old guy in the neighborhood: But this is my house.

by star bar December 8, 2011

shmirk

A slow fatty that is acting like a complete doushe bag and is too lazy to participate in normal things.

"I cant believe how much of a shmirk our neighbors son is"

by [Noah M] December 29, 2011

Shmigella

Used as an expression to describe any complete idea, thing or process.

I don't buy into the whole shmigella.

by RaineyZ54 January 12, 2012

Shmiggy

Anything one can think of is 'shmiggy'. Originating from Ricky Bose on June 25th, 2022.

That girl is quite shmiggy

Bruh fuck off you shmiggy

I am having a shmiggy time

I am shmiggy cold

by Shmiggy God June 27, 2022

Shmingus

The compliment to Shmungus

My shmingussy is throbbing.

by Shminguy September 25, 2023

Shmigma

The cheese like substance found under the foreskin of an unclean, uncircumcised penis.

While Tom was in the shower, he cleaned the shmigma from his wang.

by OhMyGoo December 17, 2004

Shmig

another word for weed, also Shmigging can be used the same as smoking

Yo i was at Big Ts last night and we shmigged this fine shmig, you wanna shmig tonight? I am soooo shmigged right now

by rek tirk gaj October 13, 2005