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n. derived from the Native American term, "Shitty" 1. a synonym for smegma. 2. something of a repulsive level of cheeziness.
adj. 1. Of or having to do with cheeziness and/or smegma. 2. Excessively horrendous and/or cheezy. See also "Cheeze", "Smegma", "Peen", "Foreskin", "Scorpion King", "Jock"
n. Billy forgot to clean the shmeeze off his peen and clogged his urethra.
adj. "Scorpion King" was probably the Shmeeziest movie Hollywood had ever made until "Fast and the Furious" hit theaters.
Shmeeze by PoonPieHouligan August 17, 2003
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A slang term for Mcdonalds. Derived from deeze (Mickey Deeze).
I got the fucking munchies lets hit up Shmeeze.
Working at Shmeeze sucks ass.
Shmeeze by Eser August 4, 2006
Shibby, Nerdy, Dickhole, Asswhipe all at the same time
"Wow, you're acting like a sheeve today"

Or in a good way
"That's really sheevey"
Sheeve by Belle Red August 17, 2012
When watching the TV, and all you can find is shows that best suit females.
i.e. Chick Flicks, Bewitched or I dream of Jeanie.
Guy 1: I am sick of SheeVee! Don't they know dudes also watch the Telly! Friggin' Bewitched!
Guy 2: I hear that.... brother.
SheeVee by Jack De October 9, 2008
Refers to Marijuana.. Can be used as a verb or Noun
Hey buddy would you like to shmeeze... Or hey please pass the shmeeze
Shmeeze by Mlebhar November 21, 2018

shmeeked 

when you’re high asf and other words are not doing it justice. a mix of shmacked and geeked
can also be used in verb form to replace the word smoke so u can be discreet: “are u tryna shmeek later?”
i was so shmeeked i couldn’t interact with the waitress.
tryna shmeek later? i got new glassssss
shmeeked by f0pfinsta April 8, 2020