shmeeve 

All things cool. All kinds of greatness and awesomeness wrapped in to a ball called amazingly sweet. Things that are awesome. Stunning. Breathtaking. Mind blowing and jaw droping spectacular. Pretty friggin' sweet. Anything relevant to excellent.

That concert was shmeeve.

shmeeve by SanchoRamirez August 5, 2010

Geoff Shreeves 

1: A reporter on sky sports with a tendency to constantly remind others of their failures and mistakes, eventually, crushing their dreams. Examples of his work can be seen in an interview with Chelsea FC defender Branislav Ivanovic, and also in an interview with Arsenal defender, Carl Jenkinson.

2: An individual with the capability to make even the worst mishaps and accidents sound like minuscule issues through his cheerful manner of speech. Made famous by EA sports' FIFA 13. Can also be referred to as "The doctor on the touch line".

Geoff: Nice to hear that you passed your English literature exam with flying colors. But did you fail your physics quiz yesterday?
Me: I think so
Geoff: That means you will never be able to find success in the future.
Me: What?
Geoff: Unfortunately, you will forever be selling fish and chips at the chippy around the corner when you're thrown out by your parents in the future.

Ashley: Kyle! What happened to Johnathan? Will he be alright for our hiking trip tomorrow?
Kyle: I'm not sure. Let's turn to the doctor on the touch line, Geoff Shreeves
Geoff: He was in a nasty car accident. He suffered third degree burns and has most likely lost the ability to use his limbs forever. But he's a tough cookie, I think he'll carry on.
Ashley: Thanks Geoff!

Geoff Shreeves by DomLompenFamous October 4, 2013

smeeve 

noun:
*a lame or contemptible person who lacks social grace, and could be considered creepy
*synonymous with douche bag; a shortened form of "summer's eve", which is a brand of douche.

adjective: smeevy

"Do you remember that guy at the bar last night? He totally ruined my night. He would not leave me alone and he was such a smeeve."

smeeve by purejoy July 6, 2009

Shmerved 

Really drunk or under the influence of some drug

Yo man im so shmerved right now.

Shmerved by Don Chepe May 17, 2010

Shmeeze 

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

Shmeeze by calmarius May 30, 2006

Grate the shmeeze 

The act of rubbing the crusty end of a mans penis across another mans mustache. Like a cheese grater.

Dom Deluise was known for having a very cheese filled dick, he would often grate the shmeeze with Burt Reynolds.

Grate the shmeeze by Big Bobby Bacon October 21, 2012

shmevelyn 

the type of evelyn that is likely to name a snake Carl

that is one weird shmevelyn

shmevelyn by badnessadness May 9, 2018