smeeve

noun:
*a lame or contemptible person who lacks social grace, and could be considered creepy
*synonymous with douche bag; a shortened form of "summer's eve", which is a brand of douche.

adjective: smeevy

"Do you remember that guy at the bar last night? He totally ruined my night. He would not leave me alone and he was such a smeeve."

by purejoy July 6, 2009

smeeve

smeeve is a word which is meant to be said in the highest tone possible. If your friend says smeeve, you gotta top it.

Friend 1: "smeeve"
Friend 2: "ˢᵐᵉᵉᵛᵉ"

by seesaweffect February 16, 2023

smelve

v.t.
to smell or huff (an article of clothing, body part, excrement, etc.) to a sexual end.

But Melvin had a deviant, selfish reason for offering to wash his sister's laundry. He knew it would afford him ample opportunity to smelve her panties.
Etymology: smell+shelve

by sultunuvsuav December 9, 2008

Pre-sleeve

The act of putting a condom on before you go out to a party so you are well prepared for anything.

Last night at the party, this girl was dancing on me and she pulled up her skirt. Good thing I was pre-sleeved because I slipped right in.

by PresleeveMaster March 12, 2011

Sleevefish

A hottie that is super funny and kind that simply hates sleeveless clothing for no special reason.

That bitch gave me shit about my sleeveless wife beater... She must be a sleevefish

by Hatfishing king November 28, 2018

tattoo sleeve

Contrary to what the other definitions say, a tattoo sleeve is a literal transparent elastic sleeve with a tribal pattern that goes around your arm and looks like a tattoo. Typically worn for disguise, to look cool, or as a joke.

Why would I get painful permanent tattoos when I could just buy a nifty pair of tattoo sleeves?

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

sleeveen

Irish - sly person , calculating

She's a bit of a sleeveen

by klama November 11, 2006