ShadowHawk looks like a smartass.
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John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...
Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.
Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
John wrote a brilliant computer virus that crashed tens of thousands of computers... and he wrote his name on it...
Kelly's genius security system was flawless - it was then she realized she locked himself out.
Bob knew his last 30 years were well spent, the fruits of his labor were at last complete. His army of robotic carebears waged war against humanity.
by Eric C Carberry August 30, 2006
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Thomas: Damn, im hungry.
Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.
Jeffrie: Actually your not hungry, your brain thinks your hungry because of pressure in the atmoshere. So your wrong and im right. Also its "I Am" hungry not im hungry.
Thomas: Stop being a smartass.
by Hello?itsme March 11, 2017
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Smart ads: your so stupid you tried to put M&MS In alphabetical order
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
You: ......
Smatass: the only reason I'm such a smartass is cause your such a dumbss
by Eden953 June 26, 2015
Get the Smartass mug.Mostly male person who enjoys ending friendly arguments over scientific matters, which could have gone for hours and would have entertained both the people arguing and the audience, by pulling out his smartphone and declamating "on wikipedia, it says..". Is closely related to the hipster. The smartanusness of an individual is inversely correlated to its self-esteem and penis size.
John: "Man, I am totally sure! Tomatoes grow on trees!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
Jack:"Dude, where do yo get this from? Tomatoes are roots!"
Corey: "On Wikipedia, it says..."
John: "Put that phone down, you Smartanus, or I´ll shove it up your ass!"
by tadahbadumtss June 24, 2012
Get the Smartanus mug.The act of releasing a shart (a fart so vicious that it releases an amount of shit from your bowels) and having the resulting residue trickle down your leg(s) after deflecting off any adjacent material that is in contact with your bum.
Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear
Projectile shartarrhea- the above, but with the intention of making it public, due to the fact that you are not wearing pants/underwear
I should have eaten some celery with those hot wings, cause I woke up with an intense case of shartarrhea.
by FDR's roommate April 16, 2009
Get the shartarrhea mug.A massively-multiplayer online role-playing game (MMORPG) set on a mysterious island (named Shartak). Natives and outsiders hunt and explore, war against other clans, and when not slaying pirates or tigers, players can search for weapons, items, berries, herbs, etc.
Shartak is free-to-play and completely browser-based - there are a few things different about the Shartak experience that are unique and completely different than common MMORPGs. One such example is the simple browser-based graphics, which may take several days to get used to, along with the simple interface of limited moves. (There is not in-game chat, although there are clan news-blasts, and an IRC channel.)
Meta-gaming is a huge component of Shartak.
For new players who have a hard time figuring out the limited Action Point system (limits your moves per day), there are the official Shartak Forums and Shartak Wiki, which are extremely active, and mostly populated by the players themselves. The forums are split into two sections: in-character and not-in-character.
Creativity is rampant, and while most characters have clever names of pirates, explorers, warriors, soldiers, shamans, villagers, scouts, etc... there are one or two colorful characters who have assumed cross-dressers as their in-game persona.
The players actually write the ongoing stories of the game, based on the foundation of Shartak's structures. This game has very free-flowing game-play, and involves lots of strategy, inanity, fun, and self-reliance.
While the entire community of active players is easily over 900, new players are welcome to participate (if not encouraged to impact) the meta-gaming aspect of the game.
Past issues of Shartak Newsletters can be found on the wiki, and politics (ranging regularly, from self-declared Queens, to Cheiftains overthrowing other villages, and to Shaman healers being assassinated) can be followed or learned on the forums.
BASIC STORY: For several hundred years the island of Shartak has been populated by three native tribes from the villages Dalpok, Raktam and Wiksik. More frequently in recent weeks, strangers known to the natives as "outsiders" are appearing on their island wearing odd looking clothes and carrying flashing boxes and loud sticks.
Initially the strangers kept to the coastline and out of the jungle, but now they're getting adventurous and heading inland towards the villages. It won't be long before they stumble across the villages and learn of the treasures of the tribal ancestors.
Shartak is free-to-play and completely browser-based - there are a few things different about the Shartak experience that are unique and completely different than common MMORPGs. One such example is the simple browser-based graphics, which may take several days to get used to, along with the simple interface of limited moves. (There is not in-game chat, although there are clan news-blasts, and an IRC channel.)
Meta-gaming is a huge component of Shartak.
For new players who have a hard time figuring out the limited Action Point system (limits your moves per day), there are the official Shartak Forums and Shartak Wiki, which are extremely active, and mostly populated by the players themselves. The forums are split into two sections: in-character and not-in-character.
Creativity is rampant, and while most characters have clever names of pirates, explorers, warriors, soldiers, shamans, villagers, scouts, etc... there are one or two colorful characters who have assumed cross-dressers as their in-game persona.
The players actually write the ongoing stories of the game, based on the foundation of Shartak's structures. This game has very free-flowing game-play, and involves lots of strategy, inanity, fun, and self-reliance.
While the entire community of active players is easily over 900, new players are welcome to participate (if not encouraged to impact) the meta-gaming aspect of the game.
Past issues of Shartak Newsletters can be found on the wiki, and politics (ranging regularly, from self-declared Queens, to Cheiftains overthrowing other villages, and to Shaman healers being assassinated) can be followed or learned on the forums.
BASIC STORY: For several hundred years the island of Shartak has been populated by three native tribes from the villages Dalpok, Raktam and Wiksik. More frequently in recent weeks, strangers known to the natives as "outsiders" are appearing on their island wearing odd looking clothes and carrying flashing boxes and loud sticks.
Initially the strangers kept to the coastline and out of the jungle, but now they're getting adventurous and heading inland towards the villages. It won't be long before they stumble across the villages and learn of the treasures of the tribal ancestors.
"I'm going to Mount Shartak to search for Shargle eggs, then next week I'm going to assassinate all the roaming Shamans, before the head-hunting competition..."
by Mr. Balloon Hands April 22, 2008
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