Shmammered

The act of drinking beyond hammered.

Me: Yo dog, you okay?
Buck: Blzzh, I'm shmammered! (pukes)

by Haaalub March 31, 2008

shlammo'd

Extremely drunk/belegerantly drunk.

My brother Kenny was extremely shlammo'd the other day, and spilled water everywhere when talking with his hands, while holding a cup of water.

by marieroxz0rsyrsoxz0rs August 15, 2006

shmammered

(shh-mam-errd)
Whilst drinking, if you are tetoring on levels smashed and hammered this is the correct word.

Dude i had no idea that was your sister man i was just so fucking shmammered i couldnt remember.

by Dr. Dez October 15, 2007

shammock

John McAfee's genius invention where a hole is cut in a hammock typically where one's butt rests. The hole is used to drop large amounts of fecal matter on top of the person below.

Bro, you should try a shammock with your wife!

Ew no, why would I do that?

John McAfee did it and he was looking super healthy so it must be good for you

by johnmcaffelover69 February 1, 2022

shmammard

This is when your not out to get just stoned or Hammered. Its when the night calls for alot more.

HOLY SHIT!! I got sooo Shmammard last night, I woke-up with two Midgets and my Grandmother.

by Psycosmoke April 20, 2005

Shmammered

Getting so to drunk that you pass the stages of smashed and hammered... So you combine them making you SHMAMMERED!!!!

Dude i was so shmammered last night i don't remember anything.

by K2theIzzle November 6, 2009

shmammery

Getting as shit faced as you possibly can without passing out, blacking out, or throwing up. Basically having the best time possible, while still being classy, with as much alcohol as possible. Often done on the regular on college campuses.

Person 1: Dude, do you have class tomorrow?
Person 2: Nah man.
Person 1: Then let's go get shmammery tonight!

by djkalypso November 24, 2010