Schlonging

When a male engages in the sexual act of positioning his manhood between a female's bresteses and prepares to have sex with her chest, thereby giving her a schnlonging

Man Arthur, I gave that fat chick a good schlonging last night.

by Schlonger September 25, 2005

schlonging

Lounging around not doing much.

John: What you been doing today?
Joe: Oh just schlonging.

by jakes_son99 June 3, 2009

shlonginator

legend of a man. we're talking like totally here...

the shlonginator: basically, he came bearing middleton

john: nuff said!
rory;circle jerk?
enda: awesome!
shane: did anyone remember to bring soap?

*on an unrelated matter...
peter fap fap fap

by elburno March 9, 2008

shlongify

the act of trying to make your penis longer through the use of a prosthetic penis enlarger

steve: duude you'll never guess what i saw someone doing at your party last night

dave: what man what!?

steve: i saw this guy trying to shlongify!

dave: no way dude!

steve yes way dude.

dave: duuude.

by oLi1357902648 April 21, 2009

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 December 9, 2008

Shlogging

Shlogging is when a male uses his lower testicle to tickle the clitoris of a female.If the shlog has been done correctly the female will have an orgasm mere seconds later.

"Yo I shlogging last night with my girl"

by Large Hairy Johnson May 27, 2019