Skip to main content

cock schlocked

when a penis becomes stuck in a vagina
...then my pee-pee got stuck in her va-jay-jay. She cock schlocked me!!
by danny dethhammer December 17, 2008
mugGet the cock schlocked mug.

shlog

(v.) The act of defecating into a sock, dipping it into water, and using it to beat someone, preferably in the face.
Josh wanted to pull a prank on garret, so he thought about shlogging him.

Josh was going to shlog garret.
by Josh Heape November 9, 2007
mugGet the shlog mug.
Related Words

Shcocked

A woman or man is 'shcocked' when they see a man's penis for the first or second time and are shocked or surprised or impressed at the length, girth or greatness of the member.

One may be 'shcocked' to the upside or to the downside- at a penises greatness or lameness, however, this word is more typically used in the context of an impressive, rather than disappointing member.
OMG- I saw his dick last night for the first time and was completely SHCOCKED! It was bigger and better than I could have ever possibly imagined!
by Peen Queen September 6, 2013
mugGet the Shcocked mug.

Shlac Attack

When the schlac (aka the big juicy wiener) attacks, this is the act of the man ejactulating over the woman very passionately. This is what a shlac attack is :)
Girl: i love this! Right now, harder!!!!
Man: Oh my! I got a shlac attack coming for youuuuuu
by Leonsweg May 20, 2016
mugGet the Shlac Attack mug.

Shlechtables

1.
a drug or other substance which has a physiological effect when ingested or otherwise introduced into the body.

2. Illegally obtained drugs for recreation use.

3. Alcohol
Steve walked in to the party and asked if there were any shlechtables
by Nojobjoe April 23, 2017
mugGet the Shlechtables mug.

Shlobby the Knobby

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert
shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy
by Boryz October 21, 2019
mugGet the Shlobby the Knobby mug.

Akho shlickeh

Bush is an Akho Shlickeh
by Rolls A Lot May 5, 2005
mugGet the Akho shlickeh mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email