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Shizzlemania 

When you have a really bad case of diarrhoea.

Can also be used when bad and crazy things occur.

Also commonly used as a curse/exclamation.
I wouldn't go in there for ten minutes, I committed shizzlemania!
Shizzlemania by Freakosaurus February 3, 2010

Shizzlefarts 

Shizzlefarts is the word you use when you want to say “shit.” but you are in front of a teacher.
“aw shizzlefarts! i stubbed my toe!” said caroline to anya as the teacher walked by.

shizzle ma nizzle 

it means for sure my nigger.
Invented by prisoners who add "izzle" to everything when they are talking on the prison phone so anyone listening wont know what they are actually talking about.
Go to wizzle 51 stizzle and the gizzles will be there.
Ok for shizzle ma nizzle

Go to west 51st street and the guns will be there.
ok for sure my nigger.
shizzle ma nizzle by mikehunt8710 January 9, 2006

Shizzle Grizzle 

A meaty, all encompassing, time-killing bowel movement. Usually so large that it fills the toilet bowl. Afterwards it feels like you cleaned out the deepest recesses of your colon and intestines and the bathroom has the stench of dead cross eyed clowns.
"Yo bro, gotta watch the show let me know!......Oh MAN! I gotta take a shizzle grizzle bro."

Tammy: "Tim usually prefers the finest postmodern toaster ovens. So, I was trying to choose between eggshell mauve and peagreen pastel when all the sudden I felt a shizzle grizzle brewing in my bottom. Oh dear."

Spoo: "What're you doing in there?"
Steve: "Taking a MONSTER shizzle grizzle!"
Shizzle Grizzle by Steve Long March 6, 2008

fo' shizzle my jizzle

Can be used by anyone to express consent to a jew.
Jew: "Holy Hanukkah!! I forgot my yarmulke! Yo Lethal, May i please borrow one of your coffee filters?"

Lethal: "fo' shizzle my jizzle"