Shizzlefarts Share definition Flag Shizzlefarts is the word you use when you want to say “shit.” but you are in front of a teacher. “aw shizzlefarts! i stubbed my toe!” said caroline to anya as the teacher walked by. Shizzlefarts by I am an onion :) June 27, 2019 0 0 Get merch Get the Shizzlefarts mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch