blair's definitions

nocal

see norcal. the opposite of socal. only people in southern california use this, never people actually from northern california.

i didn't realize that the guy that sold us all the blow was totally from norcal until, like, a lot later.

by blair April 12, 2004

lavitz

To either be drunk and/or high at all times, yet pretend to be coherent, logical, and intellectual simultaneously.

I'm so fucked up right now... UgH stop acting like a child with the mental capcity of an inibriated 3 year old.

by Blair December 6, 2004

Oh snap

A phrase used in exclamation of either a positive or a negative event. Sometimes just used as a random exclamation.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

snost

Past tense of "to snooze". Inspired by the phrase "You snooze, you lose."

"You snost, you lost"

by Blair December 20, 2004

trigantic

three times the size of gigantic.

Damn that is one trigantic ass.

by Blair July 21, 2004

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

shrooms

Any of a variety of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially Psilocybe species and Panaeolus species. They can be either eaten or smoked and the shroomer usually beings to 'trip out', seeing things, hearing things, feeling things. It's a very interestng way to explore your mind and discover your inner most self.

Danny and Billy bought some shrooms from Tom, the hippie down the street.

by blair July 7, 2004