blair's definitions

Noah's Mom

something that sex-crazed teenage boys can say that they screwed "last night" so they can build up their egos and feel better about their pointless lives.

Josh said, "Oh I screwed Noah's mom last night."

Everyone else shook their heads and left as quickly as possible.

by Blair February 5, 2004

shrooms

Any of a variety of hallucinogenic mushrooms. Especially Psilocybe species and Panaeolus species. They can be either eaten or smoked and the shroomer usually beings to 'trip out', seeing things, hearing things, feeling things. It's a very interestng way to explore your mind and discover your inner most self.

Danny and Billy bought some shrooms from Tom, the hippie down the street.

by blair July 7, 2004

Oh junk

Similar to Oh snap, used as an exclamation, but not necessarily for positive occurences or negative ones. Sometimes just used for randomness.

Person 1: Oh snap!
Person 2: Oh junk!
Person 3: I do what I want...

by Blair February 7, 2004

hell of

The phrase that the word hella is the contraction of. Hell of means the same thing as hella, but it conveys more emphasis. It is always the most stressed word in the sentence.

It's hell of fucked up that his mom died.

by blair April 12, 2004

dude poon

gay man ass

"glenn splashed off in sammy's dude poon. packed!"

by blair March 22, 2004

curtis jackson

(aka 50cent) One of the best rappers of all time

Blood in my eye dog n i cant se

by Blair July 21, 2003

Spazmatastic

1) an expression to describe a "blond moment" or a period of time when you forget a word and need to be reminded.
2) When you do not understand something simple or forget how to do something simple.
3) A word used to describe the times when you, or some one else, forgets where their going.

"Well isn't this spazmatastic I forgot where I was going again."

"My your feeling spazmatastic today Jenny you even forgot how to spell because"

by Blair May 4, 2004