Gaydolf Shitler was a man who almost won World War 2 and almost ruled the world, but he still lost. Oh well!
by Circa 1993 AD June 4, 2019
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Potential Nazi Officer: But I believe in ze Freedom for all!
Adolf Shitler: DAS IST NICHT SO GUT
*plop noise*
Potential Nazi Officer: oh meine fuhrer *Proceeds to get sucked in*
"Shitler Theory" ze best.
Adolf Shitler: DAS IST NICHT SO GUT
*plop noise*
Potential Nazi Officer: oh meine fuhrer *Proceeds to get sucked in*
"Shitler Theory" ze best.
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I woman who is so demanding that she comes off as a dictator. Derived from the combination of "she" & "Hitler."
by packphour January 21, 2008
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To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
To masterbate (jerk off) with a hand full of feces (poo, shit, crap etc.)
Sometimes refered to as the Vladasmear Poopin (vlad-a-smear poo-pin)
or the Shitler
Origin:
The Adolf Shitler is a masterbation technique that was founded on the South A sort asile of UPS in Horsham Pennsylvania during twilight shift (6pm-9:30pm). An employee, a rather odd fellow was struck with a bout of irritable syndrome. Knowing that he had no time to make it to the restroom he simply cupped his hand and did his best to contain his bowel movement. Previously during the evening he complained of stomach irritation from the consumption of tacos and hot sauce. Whilst having his hand full of feces he continued to the restroom where upon arrival he began to masterbate with the hand full of feces.
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by King Philly July 10, 2009
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by theleaguer April 29, 2012
Get the Shitler's list mug.A combination of Satan and Hitler. A person who is an absolute asshole. This person, does not have to inflict bodily harm, or cause physical damage, but mostly psychological and emotional trauma. This person, however, may be friends or close to the person he or she hurts. A big bad evil wolf in sheep's clothing. This person is also a manipulator and wants to rule with her iron fist. This person is also old, perhaps post middle age, and is old and crusty, jealous of younger adults.
Tonya was in the hospital for surgery and I wanted to get her dinner to-go from the annual Church Dinner, but Darsha said no take outs. "That's the Rule" I said "yes, but this would be an exception. Tonya is getting major surgery and I'd like to bring it to her". So Darsha calls back and says "That's absolutely not possible, but I can give you $20 for a meal card or something from Bob Evans". I said forget it and hung up the phone. Wow, what a Shitler.! old hag, washed up hag, old bitch, old witch, crusty old hag
by Buck Walter January 19, 2016
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