Shitcoin

The type of cryptocurrency you buy when your blackout drunk at 4am.

Have you heard of? *insert new shitcoin* its gonna MOON i swear!

by disturb May 27, 2021

Shitcoin

A word used to make a bad situation good.

Frank: hey George did you win the two square game?
George: it was a close game but I lost.

Frank: ohh shitcoin

Karen: “I’m breaking up with you”
Clive: “oHh shitcoin”

by T. Ross August 18, 2019

Shitcorn

A great log of shit with yellowish rock hard warts. This warts resemble corn and this is how the name of this strand of feces has been coined.

Man did you hear of the Shitcorn he deposited into his untamed toilet last night?" "Ya, that was a legendary Shitcorn, it whipped his toilet right into shape!

by Zach_W_ September 1, 2010

ShitCoin

A new physical currency established in February 2020. One two-ply sheet is equal to one shitcoin, and these coins come in rolls, just like traditional coins.

I bought me Adidas trackie from Sports Direct, cost me half a ShitCoin roll, innit.

by molynda March 9, 2020

Shitcoin

What Bitcoin will be remembered as after the flash-crash run occurs following a massive realization that it’s worthless.

See that guy over there in the refrigerator box? Lost everything in the shitcoin crash of 2018.

by bustapost April 21, 2018

shitroids

steroids that make your shit HUGE!

hey chase, did you put some shitroids in my drink today? CUZ MY SHIT IS HUGE!

by jessi945870848 April 22, 2009

Shitamins

When you eat so much fruit and veg to stay healthy that it just flows out of the other end

I've overdone my five a day and after my run I am passing pure shitamins now

by Nobbby December 13, 2012