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shit that is so massive and repulsive that there is no possible hopes of flushing it, so it ends up brewing in the toilet for days on
end. The longer the shitmonster brews the stronger it grows. A key ingredient to the shitmonster is
piss that has accumulated from other roomates over the days. The shitmonster eventually reaches a stage when no one can tolerate the shitmonster and the room unites to once and for all defeat the dreaded shitmonster by going on a quest to unclog the toilet. It is imperative that the creator of the shitmonster extols the final
blow and slays the shitmonster.
Originally discovered at the George Washington University, the worlds first shitmonster haunted a certain group of
young men for weeks. It is unknown if it is the first actual shitmonster or the first recorded. WARNING: Some
shit monsters
may result in death, delusions, loss of smell sight and taste and all basic motor functions.