them shits

any group of thing just lying around

mom: boy is them yo boxers in the floor

son: yes mam

mom: u betta get ya ass in there an pick them shits up

by stacks b May 10, 2008

risky shift

When someone is masturbating with one hand for an extensive period of time, then quickly changes to other hand without missing a stroke in order to avoid cramping of hands.

I was beating off last week and my left hand got tired, so I made a risky shift to my right hand.

by Bobw39 August 12, 2017

I Don't Give Two Shits

An expression, when said, means you really do not care about what someone is saying, or what's going on around you. Recommended to be said sarcastically.

Shithead Neighbor: Hey Tim!
You: Yeah, hi.
Shithead Neighbor: I won the lottery jackpot yesterday! 40 million dollars for me!
You: Well guess what? I don't give two shits if you win 40 million, or 40 cents. Get the fuck out of my face please.

by ChronicClub August 18, 2016

reggie shits

The tendency to become nervous and thus need to defecate, prior to running a race at the Reggie Lewis Track and Athletic Center in Boston, MA.

“Wow, Wyatt’s race is coming up soon and he’s not back from the bathroom yet. He must have the Reggie shits!”

by 1000moffun December 22, 2019

menless shirts

The sexier alternative to shirtless men as it is just a fucking shirt.

Guy 1: What's hotter than shirtless men?

Guy 2: Menless shirts are obviously hotter.

by TheRodykell May 20, 2021

money shift

Usually only happens in a car with a manual transmission- A money shift is an accidental, far too aggressive down-shift, in which the engine performs the biggest red-line you've ever seen. It's referred to as a money shift, because it usually results in money coming out of your pocket for a new head, pistons etc.

My buddy Erin was doin around 65 mph when he accidentally hit second gear, money shifting his way to a new engine.

by steven17 November 25, 2007

aint with the shits

basically means you aren't down with something

bruh try this lean!
nah man i aint with the shits

by dustybelle January 21, 2017