shmapple

to lose your virginity to an animal

dana abraham was in the forrest and shmapple with a snake

by Dana abraham February 17, 2009

shappleite

Disciple of Steve Jobs, Apple's CEO. A follower. A sheep.

An unquestioning disciple of Steve Jobs preachings, philosophy, laminations, a.k.a. --an Applethinker.

Barnstien had a reverence for his Mac that was unflapable. He was, in fact, a shappleite, of "The Jobs."

by FrankenSteam April 18, 2009

Shapalled

when someoone is too lazy to say they are "shocked and appalled" they will say they are Shapalled.

She was shapalled by what he said.

by Ghost3531 October 18, 2011

shappley

A badass whose a little larger than most and generally is good at everything

The running back was such a shappley

by Superior Goku September 23, 2018

Shpaple

What you say to a man surnamed bednarski whom you feel is a flamboyant fag

That bednarski is such a shpaple
Absolute troglodyte

by Ya nibba January 28, 2019

Spapple

When you leave the biscuits in coffee or milk for too long

Oh no, I spappled my biscuit

by M.Herron.wdw November 22, 2020

Shmapple

Another name for a shitty Apple phone

My wife just forked out way too much cash on a crappy shmapple

by Mr X A V I E R March 31, 2021