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bednarski 

1. Taking a woman/man into your bed and then roaring out loud like a bear while you twist your head from side to side in her crotch.

2. Stealing a sleeping place from an infant.

3. Pervert
1. Jane was kicked in the face by her boyfriend because she bednarskied him and actually caught her braces on his foreskin.

2. The hobo attempted to bednarski the baby, but was foiled by the intruder alarm.

3. After the obnoxious cat-calls, Jane flicked off the bednarski.
bednarski by SweatingCrisco February 5, 2010
Words you can keep

Matthew Bednarski 

A narcissistic dipshit, normally used to define a male who does not laugh at typical jokes created by friends. Normally likes rich, model-like women.
That Matthew Bednarski thinks he's cooler than his coworkers!

Alan Bednarski 

The blind, they hide in subtle disguise
Trying to take the light, so cover your eyes
They say, "Swallow the blue pill, live with us in a perfect system
Swallow the red pill, fail the test, a fucking victim"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you suivive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
The wise, they pry, observing our lives
Taking control of minds, they blatantly lie
So I say, "Swallow the blue pill, live your life in a silent prison
Swallow the red pill, see the truth we're fucking missing"
It's easy to run, it's easy to hide
But will you survive?
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
They can slow us down
But they can't take control
No
Free yourself and
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the silence
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence
Break through the silence
Free your mind and you will see the difference
Break through the madness
Speak your mind and fight for your existence

see you for the next wordle
yo alan bednarski is the coolest

San Bernarshithole 

Slang term for the city of San Bernardino Ca.
I'm so glad I no longer live in San Bernarshithole.

bednarsh 

One who likes to take it in the ass and down the throat.
I wish my girlfriend was more of a bednarsh!
bednarsh by EarthShaker January 29, 2008

Bednasium 

'Bednasium' A bedroom/place where a person gets their workout during sexual activity.
Person 1: You're in great shape! What gym do you go to?

Person 2: I don't go to the gym, I work out in the bednasium.
Bednasium by MicBen July 11, 2016

bednarchik 

A last name unlike any other. Any Bednarchik is practically a child of G-d. If you ever run into a bednarchik you should bow to them 3 times then kiss their hand.
Hey! Today I just ran into a Bednarchik...It was unbelieveable
bednarchik by Nevergoingtoreply007 September 26, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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