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shit shanked

When you go into a restroom to take a leak, wash your hands.. and during that process someone is dropping a duece is finishing up.. Rather than that person wait for the all clear, he or she must storm out off the stall and proclaim their victory upon you.
I went to the restroom to take a piss, was washing my hands in hopes I wouldn't be shit shanked from behind, he could have waited 10 seconds and nobody would have known...
by Petesbeeps July 2, 2017
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Smackhead

A heroin addict, normally someone who shoots or smokes meth. Using the term smack, in the slang because normally heroin causes people to nod out, making someone come up and smack em on the head.
C'mon Charlie! Get up. *Smacks the back of Charlie's head* Quit bein a stupid smackhead! We got shit to do
by Suuuuuheilyyyy October 3, 2017
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Sackhead

Somebody who is deceptive, ignorant or otherwise unpleasantly cunning. Not a friendly, jovial term, a Sackhead is very much similar to a dickhead, in which said person is claimed to have a penis, or in this case a (Nut)'Sack' upon their head.
'Matt is a Sackhead'

'Only a Sackhead would do that'
by Mightybear April 27, 2006
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come down my ends you get bear shanked

this is a complex road man phrase only to be use when you are going on level 30 road man

come down my ends means if you come to my area

and you get bear shanked means if you go their they will stab you
hard man levl 24: you wan'na fight bruv

road man levl 30: come down my ends you get bear shanked
by road man cory October 11, 2018
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Shanked

a repeated and agressive stabbing using a homemade knife with a cloth wrapped around it for a handle, usually used as slang in prisons and juvinille delinquints/gangsters
you 'bout to get shanked if you dont gimmie my fried chicken back son!!
by Micheal Jordan May 12, 2008
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shanked with a spoon

it's a verb..to shank?
basically when somebody is really pissed off enough to want to stab somebody repeatedly with a spoon
me: Holy shit, she's so mad! Dude, she's gonna fucking shank me with a spoon i swear to god...you gotta hide me!

kachine: Evasive maneuver number 225
(next day)

kachine: Where's lauren?
layne: she got shanked with a spoon
kachine: oh, fuck.
by shnookers May 20, 2008
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shankdaddy

A shankaddy is a superior form of father. Inheritted from the wookey mountain tribe in the far east who rose thier children to be the greatest warriors of thier time.
That kidis damn tough, he must have a shankdaddy
by Flinders_00987 October 11, 2006
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