scannering

The action of listing to a police scanner and reporting it to others.

yo dude u scannering tonight?

by shebnightscanner April 11, 2012

standering

when a male sticks his arse in your face constantly

pace: he was bare standering me

nicole: innitt bruv

by violet1234 September 30, 2009

hankerin for a spankerin

simply put u are hankin for a spankin

that hoe just looks like she is hankerin for a spankerin.

by runningman May 12, 2008

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Shanking

The act of masturbating, or wanking, whilst at the same time having a shower.

Man have you been shanking our shower? The floors getting sticky.

I always make sure i have a shank before a night out.

by James Ryder June 12, 2011

hankering for a dipankering

when one hanks for a dipanks, or is hankering for a dipankering, he or she desires the dipanker or craves it.

X: i'm really hankering for a dipankering tonight
Y: yeah i could go for some dipanker too

by benjamima hudson July 27, 2006

sharketing

Sharketing is doing social media marketing from a laptop or mobile device while taking a big wet juicy shit.

Bro bro bro, are you still reading magazines in the bathroom? You need to be sharketing. Calc your ROI and synergize some hashtags next time you drop trou.

by Brock Hardon November 9, 2011