sexret

A secret relationship that basically only relies on sex.

A: Dude I heared you nailed Ashley yesterday!
B: Shhh, dude! It's a sexret!

sexret by InfamySchnitzel May 3, 2015

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Sexcret

When you have sex with someone but wanna keep it on the down low.

Girl #1: yo, I fucked Zack the other day.
Girl #2: No way, you're so lucky!
Girl #1: I know right, but don't tell anyone it's a sexcret; I don't want every other girl in the works to be jealous of me.

Sexcret by ZackZeoli March 16, 2016

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Sexretary

Sexretary: noun. A Sexretary is someone you hire to book all or some of your Dick Appointments for you. Anyone who frequently “hooks up with” or has casual sex with men/dick-havers that has a hard time keeping up with all of their meet-ups/hook-ups(or “dick appointments”), may want to hire a Sexretary to schedule and handle all of your dick appointments. Secretaries are not exclusive to those who schedule dick appointments, they can be hired for anyone who may or may not need help with scheduling their dates for them.

“Melissa, it seems like you’re always talking to different guys and hooking up with someone new every week! Props to you girl, I don’t know how you do it!”
“I know, I can’t even keep up sometimes! It’s almost like I need a secretary to handle all of my dick appointments.”
“You mean a Sexretary?”

Sexretary by Weirdlyspecific July 30, 2019

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sexcretinous

If a sex cretin is very sexcretinous, they are more of a sex cretin than any other and will try to convert non - sex cretins into one of them, no matter their tastes.

"I won't shame you for your kinks but, if I pay you, will you wank tonight?"

"You are the most sexcretinous sex cretin of them all"

sexcretinous by TheVirginSmacker December 1, 2019