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a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours
my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin
by flatty patty November 6, 2018
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sammitch

noun . Two or more slices of bread with a filling such as meat, fish, cheese or any edible delights placed between them.
"give me a bite of that sammitch"

"what are you thinkin, puttin onions on my damn sammitch"???

"he's so poor that all he has to eat is a mayonaise sammitch"
by samnhouston December 19, 2006
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Summit-County comma

Named for the County in Ohio in which this particular ailment seems to be common.

A comma placed at a ludicrous position in a sentence, but specifically when placed directly after the subject and before the verb.
"The bright blue car, stopped at the stop light." is a sentence containing the Summit-County comma.
by delink December 23, 2008
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Raging Semite

A Jewish man's nickname for his penis and/or erection. Considered to be largely an ironic term, as anyone who is familiar with Jewish penises knows they are remarkable only for their LACK of size and firmness.
Dan: Hey baby, want me to introduce you to my raging semite?
Naz: That's disgusting. No.
Dan: So you're saying you're an... anti-semite?
by Marbury965 May 6, 2011
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Bro Summit

A pilgrimage of best friends to a central location to celebrate the aforementioned friendship. Often male dominated, the festivities include golfing, football games, heckling, fraternizing with other males, and dipping your testicles in hot mustard.

Conversations with females are strictly discouraged during a bro summit.
Where is this winter's Bro Summit? Ski haus in Vermont or New Year's in The City?

This fall's Bro Summit will be held in B.A.C.K.: Boston, A Cooter Kingdom.
by Fourbroko November 29, 2010
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Summit

Summit is a town in central New Jersey. Close to the Short Hills Mall and NYC. After reading all the definitions for this town I just had to clear up a few things. Yes, we are quite a wealthy town but NO we do not all go out and get drunk every weekend. We have a great education system and we all end up going to pretty good colleges! I guess everyone hates us because all they hear about us Summit people is that we are rich and snobby. People everywhere do stupid stuff like that and it isn't everyone (although it is a lot of people) and we are not all rich! So when you hear people are from summit don't immediately hate us. We aren't all spoiled dimwits and most of us are actually nice people. We also have Magic Fountain and if you want ice-cream you better be nice ;)
Human Being: I am from Summit

Other Human Being: You must be snobby, rich, and a drunk!

Human Being: Nice to meet you too?? Um...I'm going to walk away now...Bye
by AGirlWithAName June 1, 2011
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Semming

The act of gay sex in front of one's cat.
Bruce and B.H. were really Semming in front of B.H.'s cat.
by gigi FN July 11, 2011
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