A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.
Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump
by Brian H October 26, 2005
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OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there
by Audie January 10, 2006
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A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.
He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.
by bdyke January 30, 2015
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I'm going to write all the emojis in the world!
Your just a scrump if you kick me one more time
by Maditine July 29, 2017
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A term for a shriveled or scrunched up scrotum.
If it gets any colder I'm gonna get scrumped!
by Mr ShuvNStuff September 2, 2018
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