Patrick Schwasted

When you are intoxicated to the point where you tell people you are "Patrick Schwasted".

Bro, we finished the Keg between 10 people and I'm Patrick Schwasted

by Justin Barowski May 1, 2006

Schwake

The small, dry pieces of a bag of low-quality cannabis known as schwag, that collect and reside at the bottom of your bag until you're left with nothing but these small pieces. At this point, you are left with a bag of schwake. A very unrecommended choice by which to get high.

The word is a portmanteau of schwag and shake.

"Hey, it's your hit on the bowl of schwake."
"No thanks, I would prefer to not nauseate myself by smoking that disgraceful excuse for a bowl."

by Satan Johnson May 16, 2008

shwater

water that someone has took a dump in, either as a prank, sexual act, or to be ingested as a hallucinogenic. Once ingested users often see unicorns with aviators and Kanye West, users also will experience euphoric feelings and will start mumbling about technicolor penguins trying to sell them screwdrivers, chainsaws, or other power tools.

Gorge "Dude can I have some water"

Bill "Shure just make shure that u water fall it"

Gorge "Thank yo- hey whats that!"

Bill "Dude did you just make shwater!!!!"

by ☢Burning Turtles☢ April 20, 2010

Schmate Man VICK

An arrogant person who tries to convince people of a false history behind his family name. Often also heard falsely touting relations to famous people of yore. Generally perceived to be a liar.

Bob Fytzgaruld: Did you know that my last name is pronounced "Lincoln"? And Abraham Lincoln was my great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandfather.

Smart woman: Avast, you rogue. These are lies of the most detestable sort. I perceive you as a Schmate Man VICK and thus a teller of falsehoods.

by SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot23 January 23, 2011

schwale

When you consider funnelling a beer then just decide to schwale it

Fuck bro I wanted to shotgun it but I fucked up the hole so I have to schwale it!

by Trexcandopushups November 3, 2017

schwatting

To try to bang or get with someone by flirting or kissing etc. There is no one way to define it.

Lily is totally schwatting Michael.

by 9Lives February 16, 2019

Schwabe

Originating from Germany. A surname known for their noble characters and unequivocal bravery in combative situations. Known to be heavily endowed with massive penises. Born of warriors.

Long and pleasursom. You're hung like a Schwabe.

by anonymous May 22, 2023