schwallied

drunken, canned, hammered, boozed

Martin: "Lets have a last schwally!"

Craig: "No thanks, i'm very schwallied!"

by PatrickKing December 27, 2006

schwagenheimer

one who enjoys peeping under lunch tables to catch some fine middle school shwags

Hey did you see Jesson that schwagenheimer drop his phone to get a glance at Isaiah's package?

by akerfeldt July 17, 2009

schwallies

A term used to describe an alcoholic beverage. First used by M. Patterson of Blackpool.

Neil : Are we going Skydiving then?
Matt : Yes, however I shall require a few schwallies before doing so to calm my nerves

Matt : Lets go into town for the 45th night on the row... just for a few schwallies.

by Some Negro June 20, 2005

schmale

a german guy living in scunthorpe. has attained legendary status after a friend fucked his mother, then all his friends made t-shirts bearing the phrase "i fucked schamles mum", with a photo printed on the shirt.

I fucked schmales mum.
Schmale I fucked your mum.

by S&K July 14, 2006

Schwager

A.K.A. an abnormal erection.

May last for upwards of four hours, causes are rooted from male enlargement medications or cheap prositutes.

Finally, the last meaning/synonym is a cheap jew who no one likes in the Franklin County Area.

Dude I totally had a Schwager before I came to your house.

I can't believe you were friends with a Schwager.

Natalie was sucking on a Schwager today.

by Schwagerlovers November 25, 2009

schwane

something totally cool. worthy of the words: sweet and beans.
OR
a response said only because you weren't really paying attention to the conversation.

dude1: "you know the lottery?"
dude2: "yea..."
dude1: "yea, well, i won it."
dude2: "schwane."

dude1: "I set fire to my old lady's cat the other day"
dude2: "schwane."

by theeflyer October 17, 2008

Schwasefacested

drunk beyond "trashed" usually resulting in vomitting, dizziness, horrible hangover, and darn good stories the next day.

Man, i was so schwasefacested last night! IT WAS AWESOME!

by Jkirk06 December 9, 2008