schulkes

an absolutely awesome person, who can be loved and trusted with anything. a schulkes tends to be sexy with nice eyes and they always have admirers.

Shes the perfect girl for me, she must be a Schulkes"

by totallywickedcoolace October 27, 2010

schuller

The schuller is a hard nose bad ass son of a gun who doesnt take crap off of nobody.

Man that schuller dude punched that guy for asking him what time it was. Schuller is a hard ass!

by Arkguy December 19, 2016

Schmilkers wishing well

The act surprising a recipient by peeing in their anus following anal intercourse

I got the schmilkers wishing well last night.

by Things hooligans say May 24, 2020

Kurt Schultz

something when someone who doesn't stop complaining about getting dumped keeps complain

Norman: Hey whats up
Tom: Stacy just dumped me man
Norman: Dude, that was a week ago you're turning into a Kurt Schultz

by Darn Dude June 7, 2017

Schuldiner Syndrome

The effect of a band or musician (usually a metal band) becoming far more popular after death then they ever were in life. The term is in reference to Chuck Schuldiner of the band "Death" who passed away due to pontine glioma, a type of brain cancer. Many fans now claim "Death" to be the greatest band ever and that now one will ever be as epic or talented.

Note: This can be likened to a the similar effect of an artists painting going up in value after they die.

Metal Head #1: You know, I actually like some Obituary stuff more than Death.

Metal Head #2: Man you dont know what your talking about, Death is the best band ever to ever exist period. R.I.P. Chuck.

Metal Head #1: Man you really have a bad case of Schuldiner Syndrome

by RoccoTaco November 5, 2007

Chuck Schuldiner

God of Death Metal, Singer/Guitarist of the band Death, unable to pay the hosptal bill died from a brain tumor on 12/13/01

Reporter: "Beliefs on the afterlife Chuck?"
Chuck Schuldiner: "This is Hell"

by wargod12380 January 16, 2009

the schultz

1. When a well endowed man shows a girl his member and she runs away sceaming.

2. when an exceptionally well endowed man gets a boner and passes out due to the blood loss

3. when condoms arent big enough and you have to use street cones

megs never been the same since johnny gave have her the schultz

The doctor said that little timmy has the schultz

Dude last night i was with a chick got the schultz, and woke up with a condom in my ass.

dude what the fuck are you putting on your dick, dude i gots the schultz.

by long dong silver888 November 22, 2009