schmants

Pants that are to full of holes, to be considered full pants

Kandy wears her schmants and they are dirty schmants.

by demon816 November 20, 2010

Schmangry

Being angry as a result of having had too much to drink.

Steve: "What is up with Pete? He just punched his reflection in the mirror"
Joel: "He's schmangry, he had far too many tequila shots"

by Capt Steve May 11, 2014

schlanti

an anti of the youtuber jschlatt! simple.

person 1: i hate jschlatt

person 2: ok schlanti

by mifties March 5, 2021

Schmanten

A German word for food that is incredibly tasteful.

For example you have a huge hunger and in front of you lays a chicken teriyaki sub from subway. If you eat, your going to „schmand“ it away. That’s called schmanten

by Amphee September 29, 2021

schauna

A name that is spelled wrong, it is a stupid name for christians. Should be Shauna but some person decided to put c coz no one wanted to put a d in i

I am the ScHauNaAAAA

by urmom.thedomcom November 23, 2022

schmang twang bang

A gang bang where you are double teamed by two gorgeous horny sexy blonde twins. This is usually an unattainable fantasy of dirty ugly old men that they will end up having wet dreams about or writing about it in their diaries. The occurence of the schmang twang bang is very rare, but when it does happen it is extremely fucking amazing and orgasms are multiple.

"Damn those twins are so hot, I am getting hard just looking at them, damn I'm tryna have a schmang twang bang"

by Amy Appler December 29, 2007

Fancy Schmancy

ultra fancy, distinguished,

John has on a pair of fancy schmancy pants today.

by Lj LPLJLolaLola February 15, 2017