Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018

snookered

The act of a man hitting a woman in the face. Derived from the MTV reality show The Jersey Shore when Snooki got sucker punched by a dude.

That girl at the bar was so mouthy I am surprised she didn't get snookered.

by DGarrard January 14, 2010

snookered

caught in traffic so you can't move around the slow car in front of you...that is more than likely driven by a woman

Dude, I'm so snookered right now

by pendy4432 July 30, 2008

snookered

That moment when you find it difficult to function after taking 1 too many pellets!

Oh man they pellets are brilliant, I'm pure snookered.

by Peas and Gravy August 23, 2009

Schnockered

Marge Simpson’s Definition of Drunk.

“Yes, I frequently get schnockered, I might even get Lackered from time to time”

by EthanIsGreat April 22, 2018

Schnockered

The disappointment a woman feels after discovering the size of a mans penis is not proportionate to the size of his large nose.

Zach really schnockered me last night, I'll never see him again.

by Schnockerking69 January 25, 2024

schnockered

Just completely beat. Exhausted.

What a week! I'm absolutely schnockered

by urwelcome85 May 24, 2024