get schlockered

The most tipsy you can possibly be without getting drunk.

"Hey man are we getting drunk tonight?"
"No, let's just get schlockered"

by pwhunt August 1, 2017

schlonckered

To be so tired or fucked up that your probably just dead

I was so Schlonckered last night that I woke up next to Sienna Mae

by Sienna Mae March 11, 2022

schnocker

a short nubby object or person, originally used to refer to a dogs sawn off tail

can be used as an insult or as an affectionate term-
"oh look at that cute little dog, what a schnocker"
"look at that schnocker go"
"i think you have a schnocker growing on your head"(insult)

by miss lucifer/roccondil November 2, 2003

snockered

a 'Hollowayism' - derived from thought process occuring when said Holloway-scientist-type brain becomes blurry thru exposure to alcohol and sleep deprivation. Also used to describe face of said scientist once he'd 'snockered' himself.

Holloway would have made it home in time for tea but being 'snockered', had fallen asleep with face on desk. As usual this led to face having imprint of calculator for rest of evening. Such unbecoming appearance was due to having 'snockered himself'

by d f December 16, 2003

schnockers

That part of your body that is most susceptible to cold

It was so cold, I froze my schnockers

by Brent Burgoyne August 27, 2005

shnockerd

Turning 21, or just getting really fucked up, that you can't remember.

Dude, my mom got my so shnockerd last night for my 21st, that I don't remember a damn thing.

by Kaycee Williams May 16, 2007

Schnockled

A word that describes being completely destroyed in any event.

The football team was schnockled in the championship game.

The lightweight was schnockled at the New Year's party.

by the michael January 9, 2006