schminkle

a person who is clumsy and has a tendency to be a tad bit hazardous to anything within an arms-length.

"I was walking through the store and saw some schminkle knocking everything over. What a mess that was!"

by Jay-Ramy January 8, 2010

Schmoinker

A different way to say your meat, you know what it is, you know how it be

Tell shawty to hop off my schmoinker

by Yesssir21673 August 12, 2025

schmink

A hot bird with whom you would like to have relations of the dirty, sweaty nature!

oh man, shes schmink!

by jim79 February 22, 2010

schmainkin

1. a word that describes craziness or chaos.

2. Also it can be used as a substitute for any other word, meaning absolutely nothing.

1. Dave had a schmainkin party.

2. What the schmainkin is going on with ya.

by SH1 June 19, 2010

Schminkle

Someone who claims they’re the No.1 apprentice in South London, but is just a top class cunt.

That joe boy is a proper schminkle!

by 123...321 January 3, 2019

Schminkle

A schminkle is the act of kissing shoving an ice-cold rod down someone's fallopian tube. This is usually done to females but males that have had vasectomy.

"Hey, babe want to Schminkle tonight?"

by Alex Zychowicz September 19, 2021

Schpoinked

To be extremely high from smoking cannabis.

This blunt you rolled made me way to schpoinked man.

by Doomslayer618 December 22, 2021