schmizzow

an interjectionary word. most used to express euphoria or orgasm.

Schmizzow! That was a great toe fuck!

by J-dubbles April 21, 2004

schmieder

anyone with the last name schmieder has an extremley large penis, and or ballsack.

damm you see the size of that schmieders dick

by the bigest of them all October 21, 2009

Schmizzled

(adv/adj/n) A state of being in which one is all but sober. A spiritual blend of intoxication and levitation.

- Often results in one arriving in a temporary vegetable like state in which they watch trading spaces for hours on end.

Bro, Jake hit that k2 and was fucking SCHMIZZLED.

by Puberodaumous February 14, 2010

Schmiz

Weed nigguh!

Hey Carrie, you got the schmiz?
Carrie: Yeah, I've got it.
Get your ass to the shack.

by Harley Scott August 3, 2008

German Scheizer Porn

Pornographic films that include erotic defecation by two or more Germans. The most common of these films is known infamously as "2 Girls 1 Cup."

Boy 1 - "Ewwwwww, is that one being crapped on?"
Boy 2 - "Ya, this is some ****ing German Scheizer Porn. It's

****ing hot though, right?"
Boy 1 - "No dude! What the **** is wrong with you, yo?"

by TehBestOfTehInternetz July 20, 2009

Schmied

A Copycat. One Who Copies EVERYTHING That Somebody Else Does. These Creatures Are Extremely Annoying, Especially When They Cannot Get Enough of Copying People.

Person 1: "I LOVE GIRLS, THEY ARE SO AMAZING"

The Schmied: "I Used To Hate Girls, But Now I Suddenly Like Them, Right After That Kid Said He Loved Girls."

REPEAT SEVERAL TIMES UNTIL YOU ARE ANNOYED OUT OF YOUR MIND.

by Merik DonFranJedrey March 10, 2010

schmazeltov

A sarcastic congratulations for a job shittly done.

I fucked your girlfriend

Schmazeltov asshole, so has everyone else


"Legalize it!" ^_^

by Jdawg Chronic n Lil Beezie February 3, 2009