schmoffo

literally coffee. Or as a response to something pleasing.

"Mmm, a tasty cup of schmoffo."

"Are you all set to go?"
-"schmoffo."

by leasi February 18, 2009

Schiffl

Nasty nasty girl with every kind of std there is. She is fat, nasty, oily and smells like cat piss

“Did you see schiffl out there again”
“See? I can smell.”

by Jummmymhshhahwhwh February 16, 2018

schminfrastructure

The flip and purposeful perspective dismissing the need for preventative and corrective maintenance of government provided resources in roadways, parks and general services like water, electricity and gas utilities.

Taxpayers demand more from the schminfrastructure the city provides, because the citizenry can only take so many potholes, broken water mains and an underperforming council.

by Tater Tot Hot Dish December 18, 2019

schmifty

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area

I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty

by hippogriffy December 8, 2020

shmiffel tag

shmiffel tag is a very good game of tag but its not your regular game of tag when you get tagged the previous tagger will yell the name of who got tagged BUT not the real name of the new tagger the nickname of the new tagger so people will know and then you will run and you have to juke the person that is tagged then when you do the tagger must then be froze for 10 seconds when he gets froze he does a bad dance then he has a dance ball he throws the dance ball at someone they have to run and dance

HEY JAMAL-Tyler WHAT-Jamal LETS PLAY SHMIFFEL TAG-Tyler OK-Jamal

by creator of games April 14, 2022

schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.

good night schmuffs! love you!

by mufasa2012 August 4, 2010

schmuffeled

Getting thrown off of a moving vehicle...going 30 mph

Like Sitting on the back of your ex-girlfriend's car, her taking off going 30 mph with you sitting on the trunk. Then, you get schmuffeled and your body slides on the not so loving concrete...which causes severe pain and agony.

by Ben Garrett July 17, 2006