schmexxy

A combination of smart and sexy.

Clare and Natalia: "That boy over there with the TI-89 is so schmexxy."

by zwaggsters December 22, 2008

Schmeidel

When you go up to someone either from behind or in front of and start humping them just for the fun of it.

"Oh my gosh....look at them, they're Schmeideling!"

by Name Unknown June 13, 2004

schmeisch

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.

I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

by teamPW December 20, 2009

shmexi

a funner way of saying sexy because...well you know its fun...

dang! lauren and lexi are so shmexi!

by lauren bp December 9, 2007

Shmexi

Another word for 'sexy'. Usually said with rabbit teeth and a german accent.

Hannah: Draco Malfoy is 'shmexi'
Julia: Ah, no, Severus Snape is 'shmexi'
Hannah: (biffs Julia around head)
Julia: Oooh, beef, die bitch *levicorpus!*

by Julia-Loves-Snape August 4, 2007

Schmedium

When the size of a man's penis is between small and medium.

My penis isn't small or medium, it's Schmedium.

by Clevermonkey August 7, 2018

schmeil

Intelligence beyond the normal. A cobination of wisdom and common sense.

He is so schmeil.

by murman101849 February 13, 2013