Schmammered

Beyond hammered

You know when you're hammered and you see another person stumbling around...and you say to yourself "THAT guy's drunk!". That's Schmammered

by UB_VI_UB_IX December 22, 2010

schmaded

to be absolutely drunk and high at the same time. This is the peak of all counter-crossing action.

Oh my god he wasn't smashed last ngiht, he was schmaded!

by Amy Rajk December 4, 2007

Schmammeredville

The place where drunk people go in their minds. It is a happy place.
Smashed+hammered

We are taking a trip to Schmammeredville who's coming?

by SheenaBeanz May 4, 2006

schmapper

a rapper who thinks hes really good at rapping but sucks at rapping

a guy who sucks at rap is called a schmapper

by marcel roberge March 4, 2007

schmasternate

when you you are completely smashed and trying to masturbate and you are unable to

dude i was trying to schmasternate last night, but it was like a book of wheres waldo trying to find that thing.

by mikbails February 21, 2011

schmeeder

A type of test tube containing the fecal matter of 3 persons (one person must preferably have brown skin) and also contains their urine.

I used a schmeeder in the science laborotory

by ratsonmydick420 May 22, 2014

schmadorado

A place you go when you get high as the clouds, the air there is all marijuana smoke and the more you breath the higher you get. The only way to leave is eat food, listen to good music and chill.

Person 1: Bro, I went to schmadorado last night.
Person 2: Lit, you want to go again this weekend?
Person 3: Hell yeah.

by TheSaiyanWithin November 6, 2017