schauer 

1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer.

- ::Look at that boftt!
::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

- ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower.

schauer by Dr. DVO February 17, 2009

schauer 

An uber gay crazy stalker.

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"

schauer by Captain Condom December 11, 2003

Mick Schauer 

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

Mick Schauer by MrPHP July 8, 2006

scheuer 

to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.

I scheuered the German Highway toll.

scheuer by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

hunter schafer 

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

Gustav Schafer 

The drummer of Tokio Hotel. If he was not a drummer he would be a stripping fireman ; )

jenna: did you go to Georg's strip club last night?

Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!

Jenna: Nice!

Gustav Schafer by Crazy-and-punk. December 25, 2008

Gustav Schäfer

He is the drummer of the greatest band ever: Tokio Hotel... He is cute and adorable! He is perfect!

Person 1: Do you know who is the drummer of Tokio Hotel?

Person 2: Yeah, is Gustav Schäfer... Is so cute! ;-)

Gustav Schäfer by KarmaGirlTH October 9, 2008