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1)from the english shower. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they could compeletly fill a shower completely with their fat ass.

2)from the english saucer. used to define someone of immence girth, one so big that
they cannot stop eating Fatty Fucking Food (FFF) from a saucer.

- ::Look at that boftt!
::Yeah, it reminds me of the schauer/saucer i saw the other day.

- ::Yo, momma so fat, she can't get her boftt in the shower.

schauer by Dr. DVO February 17, 2009

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schauer

An uber gay crazy stalker.

People with the first name of Dan.

"Wow, dan really is a schauer!"

schauer by Captain Condom December 11, 2003

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Mick Schauer

Mick is a musician, currently playing Hammond organ for the rock band Clutch. He is a native of Prince George's County, Maryland, The United States of America, northern hemisphere, Earth, solar system of the Sun, western spiral-arm of the Milky Way galaxy.
He is tallish, blonde, an Eagle Scout, and of German descent.

Mick Schauer melted my face last night at the Clutch show. Was that a Leslie speaker on his Hammond organ? Righteous.

Mick Schauer by MrPHP July 8, 2006

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scheuer

to sink money into something before it is safe to do so, then deny any responsibility and afterwards forget anything related to that something.

I scheuered the German Highway toll.

scheuer by Danlod2 May 5, 2022

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hunter schafer

an ethereal angel

i love hunter schafer

hunter schafer by garden93 October 23, 2020

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Gustav Schafer

The drummer of Tokio Hotel. If he was not a drummer he would be a stripping fireman ; )

jenna: did you go to Georg's strip club last night?

Heidi: HELL YA! The dancing twins,,Bill and Tom were great!
But the best part was Gustav schafer in his sexy fireman outfit!!!

Jenna: Nice!

Gustav Schafer by Crazy-and-punk. December 25, 2008

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Gustav Schäfer

He is the drummer of the greatest band ever: Tokio Hotel... He is cute and adorable! He is perfect!

Person 1: Do you know who is the drummer of Tokio Hotel?

Person 2: Yeah, is Gustav Schäfer... Is so cute! ;-)

Gustav Schäfer by KarmaGirlTH October 9, 2008

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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