schlucking

Schlucking, when a female penetrates her vagina with her own fingers and masturbates.

Example 1: I was on Omegle last night and this girl was schlucking for me.

Example 2: Guy- Schluck for me?
Girl- You do it for me instead

by AshyBear October 10, 2013

Schlucking

Sticking your dick in a electrical socket with a tin foil condom on, causing an electric nut.

"Uncle Frank died last night but at least he got a good schlucking"

by Rondondongle February 1, 2018

Shlumping

Excessive head nodding, commonly seen at a dubstep rave.

I shlump so hard that I can't even stand up while shlumping!

by ShlumpzForYou April 11, 2010

The Schumin Web

Both the most maddening and the most fascinating web page on the net. Owned by Ben Schumin, this web site features an array of mundane photo essays (including ones of Wal-Mart) an online newsletter, essays, and other such things

"The Schumin Web: The mundane and pintless have never been so fascinating."

by Dagon May 9, 2005

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009

Schmucking

Dating someone for personal gain when you have no interest in having sex with them or being in a relationship with them.

"You know she is schmucking him for bill money, right?"

"She is always schmucking some unsuspecting dude for free meals!"

by Princs January 8, 2012

schlupping

Going ghetto or being scrubby

I won't be formal, but i won't be schlupping it either

by Aaron Weinreis February 11, 2005