shlongdow

a shadow of a penis

Thats one big shlongdow.

by one big juicy guy December 28, 2025

shlongdongdooblies

Any part of the male genitalia that has become loose and saggy mostly due to age.

Dude, the other day i was on chatforstrangers looking for hot girls but all we got were a bunch of shlongdongdooblies.

by helllllooooooeveryooonnneeeeee June 28, 2012

Schlongnomaly

When a schlong defies the laws of penis in unexpected ways.

"Man that blasian guy was a schlongnomaly if ever I saw one."

by Dr. Schlongnomalous March 21, 2013

Schlongometry

1. The science, practice and art of penis measuring.

2. The collection of measurements that can be used to measure the male sex organ, including flaccid length, flaccid girth, flaccid volume, erect length, erect length, erect volume, turgidity, angle of inclination, circumcision status, MTBO (mean time before orgasm) and vein quotient.

Did you see the size of that guys earlobes? His schlongometry must be off the chart!

by BoneDaddyJive April 24, 2013

schlongmongler

(Noun)

A straight savage. Slightly out of control, but mostly a hard-core beast.

Mike was such a schlongmongler that night in his jeep.... I mean, 4 girls at once?!?

by Jerry1212 May 18, 2016

Schlongdaddy

Another word for penis.

I saw Jason's schlongdaddy in the locker room yesterday. I'm jealous.

by Drakinite July 8, 2017

shlongdong

act of getting you pp done

"this guy named luka , wants his shlong donged"
shlongdong

by corkingcoggo November 28, 2018