schlongness monster

A penis so large, that it is often thought of as a myth. While it exists, few have seen the schlongness monster released.

Sara said that when mike pulled out his penis it was so big, that she thought it was the lochness monster. He shouted, its the schlongness monster, then knocked her in the face with it.

by mexicanmike03 December 10, 2013

schloogie

Similar to a shart, when you fart and a lumpy slug of turd juice unloads in your drawers.

I ate too many cheese enchiladas and hocked a schloogie in my britches.

by Bigdaddydirtypants July 27, 2018

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011

schlomping

The act of sitting on the toilet and masterbating while simultaneously defecating.

The aim of the participant is to reach point of ejaculation at the same point in time that the faeces are exiting the anus which will supposedly result in a higher amount of pleasure being experienced than with a conventional orgasm.

"That guy's a total weirdo - I heard he's into schlomping."

by IncognitoD July 5, 2009

Schlonging

The act of longing for the perfect schlong.

Princess Fiona waited in her tower schlonging for the perfect man to save her.

by schlonging515 June 25, 2020

Schlongiopath

Someone who has a schlong social disorder.

A Schlongiopath is Someone who as a constant grandiose sense of self (JR). Feel entitle to sex has their right. Constant need for stimulation. Impulsive nature.

by charlotte loves nyc.exec August 5, 2009

schlonking

To make love in heavy way

Hello darling; lets go schlonking. And later could we go have a good schlonk.

by George Pearson August 23, 2009