A wet fart, a fart in which upon being expelled from the anus, carries with it ass juice. Leaving your undergarments caught in the crossfire. A schlem can be due to relaxed sphincter muscles, i.e. bum love. If you are unfortunate enough to suffer a schlem, do not try and salvage your underwear, make sure you dispose of it!
"Aw man i've got 'schlem' juice running down my leg!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
"I hear Ian 'schlems' so bad, he has to wear a sanitary towel!"
by Jamie Carberry November 16, 2007
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Get the schlemiel mug.Jamie tries to disguise his background behind his cultivated metrosexual appearance, but he's was just a wannabe scheemie gadge.
by Johnny.Boy December 9, 2004
Get the scheemie mug.A cigarette, square, usually a newport... Used in context especially when smoking with a small group of friends after a long duration of work.
Andy, Adam, and Matt had a quick schleeb session on the 12th floor balcony.
"Bro you gotta spot me a schleeb, i've been hustlin all day"
"Bro you gotta spot me a schleeb, i've been hustlin all day"
by the G-Rock October 19, 2011
Get the Schleeb mug.Schlee is always smart, active, cute and lazy all at the same time. no one understands them but they love it. Interverted but also social. They are sutble but to the point and cant make up their mind, like the "basket case" in "breakfast club". THAT girl/boy that came back from summer and looks like a cutie that you would date any day.
Friend 1: god is that Schlee? what happed over summer!?
Friend 2: yeah, like woah summer hit hard! they are so cute but shy I kinda like it!
Schlee:*looks up, smiles and walks away*
Friend 2: yeah, like woah summer hit hard! they are so cute but shy I kinda like it!
Schlee:*looks up, smiles and walks away*
by pandapuddin007 January 26, 2019
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