schlurpy

Inserting a straw into a woman's vagina and removing the vaginal fluids orally. Usually performed prior to intercourse.

Chris gave Sally a wicked schlurpy last night to improve his sexual pleasure.

by Jarvis Nelson January 2, 2009

SCHLORP

Ranboo is the founder of this word:when you consume a lolsquid(liquid solid)

I just schlorped some soup

by anonymous February 23, 2021

Schlapper

The word "Schlapper" derives from the latin word "Slapper" or "Slag", also known as;

"tarts"
"hoes"
"sluts"
"wife"

Can usually be found gathered in large groups in trendy English nightclubs waiting to be picked up and given a severe dogging by intoxicated males.

Slags.

"I shagged this Schlapper jus last night."

by Lucasofgy May 17, 2005

schlampe bitte

German for "bitch please". Something you can say around your parents or other non-German speaking people to generally piss them off.

Mom: You have to do your homework NOW.
Kid: "Schlampe bitte!"

by Irish89 December 25, 2007

schlappa

slutty little 13-15 yr olds in highschool who put out to any boy that will take them. older guys can use corney pick up lines and they will gladly jump in their pants.
feels the need to be popular so dresses the same (eg. ra-ra skirts & ugg boots or kookai clothes) boobs poppin out and no respect for themselves. also known as slurry's.

RANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.

man, what a schlappa! looks like a fkn tart.

by liziii July 27, 2006

schlarman

Yoga pants are nice. I really enjoy how schlarmans squeale when something spooks it. Mushrooms are good. Schlarmans have mushroom shaped hair. RAWR. - ----sound of a wild schlarman. If you look a schlarman straight in the eyes it will get a boner. Leah smith did it. Schlarmans are white but also Mexican. Prefers getting rim more than giving it. Likes when Leah bites the small furry bum hair brissles. RAWR says the schlarman.

Schlarman- "Hasta Luego"

Grobe- "Chow"
(Schlarman leaves car)

Grobe (honks horn)

Schlarman- RAWR

Grobe- SCHLARMAN

Schlarman- GROBE

Grobe- ROAR

by Schwag13 January 11, 2018

Schlap

a sexual act which if done hard enough, makes a slapping noise (fapping, sex,etc)

*I'm going to schlap my cock tonight
*Yup, I schlapped her real good

by ShiningEditedMoon October 15, 2020