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schafernaker

When swearing at somebody behind their back,
Then when they turn around to look at you, pretending to do something else with your hands; such as scratching your face.

The very first person to do a schafernaker, was Thomas Schafernaker; BBC weatherman.

Whilst making rude gestures to the news reporter, camera flicks to him live, as soon as he realises he is on air, pulls an amazing schafernaker!!
I told Bob to stop messing around and do his work! When I turned round he Schafernaker'd me!!
by BigWill88 December 13, 2012
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schaff

damn she must be a schaff
by balller096 December 11, 2016
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Schmafoon

Combining the words “schmuck” and “buffoon,” the word “schmafoon” is used to describe someone who is very foolish, yet manages to create entertainment out of his/her ridicule.
He’s such a schmafoon, skipping a group project meeting to bake cake with his mom!
by Rmoney October 24, 2017
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Schaftenfreude

Pleasure derived by learning of another person getting shafted

From German, literally "Business Joy" (Schaft = business; Freud = joy).
An alternative to the more common Schadenfreude: pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
"Manafort and Papadopoulos just got indicted. Ha ha, I'm getting some serious Schaftenfreude about the Ginger Gringo."
by Schafter November 2, 2017
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Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited
Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"
by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021
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Terri Schiavo'd

Drunk to the point where you don't think you're drunk, but in actuality you are plastered as fuck and are likely to make a complete ass out of yourself. You're not quite dead yet, but keep pounding em and you'll soon join Terri Schiavo. Otherwise known as TS'd.

Term originated at Washington State University by the 2nd Floor Streit Frat.
"Dude, I totally got Terri Schiavo'd last night!"

or

"Hey, you wanna get TS'd tonight?
by JustSomeKracker February 9, 2009
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dio schifoso

It's an italian blasphemy that reminds to you how much the god (of every religion) sucks.

To power up the "Sagrato" (in Tuscany we use to say Sagrato as the word Bestemmia ) you have to put the word "cane" at the end of dio schifoso, like:
"Dio schifoso cane, sto semaforo rosso ha rotto 'oglioni"
"My goodness, this traffic light has destroyed my nuts"
by jesoobbeast October 22, 2015
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