The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
A person who texts unreliably; they can either respond in ten minutes or ten days. Also quality of texts are unpredictable. They are either short one words or paragraphs.
Oh yeah you knowCourtney? She’s such an unreliable texter! She hasn’t responded in a week!