The next time you feel compelled to use the word 'faith', why don't you try replacing it with: 'pretending to know something that I really don't know''.
If you really want to keep it simple you could just say: 'I have unreliable, untestable truth'.
A person who texts unreliably; they can either respond in ten minutes or ten days. Also quality of texts are unpredictable. They are either short one words or paragraphs.