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Kite Runner Scenario
A situation in which a friend hides in fear while another friend is, either figuratively or literally, backed into a corner and butt-raped by Middle Easterners. The term refers to the memorable conflict from the novel "The Kite Runner" by Khaled Hosseini.
(In Gears of War 3) "Ben, where the hell were you?! I was shooting one of the berserkers with a scorcher, and then the second berserker came in and wrecked my shit while you were hiding! Stop putting me in Kite Runner Scenarios!"
"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
"Way to go, man. You know that you ate Chris's sandwich but when he asked about it, you made it into a total Kite Runner Scenario.
Kite Runner Scenario by CommanderPoopyPants October 12, 2011
sex scenario
An experience with sex.
One time suzy shoved his penis in me and it felt so gooood.
I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.
*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.
I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.
*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.
sex scenario by cuddlebear May 26, 2014
S'mores (Sexual Scenario)
A foursome with two tan thin white guys/girls on the outside, a well-built black guy and a fatter albino in the middle.
I was upset with my friends. Last night was our interracial porn night, and I wanted to watch "Michael Jack-off's Black or White," but they made us sit through "S'mores Sandwich 6."
S'mores (Sexual Scenario)
S'mores (Sexual Scenario)
S'mores (Sexual Scenario) by Raeigner April 27, 2013
Scenariolize
When someone takes a scenario you presented and acts like you meant what they thought (scenario they created) it meant. When in reality, the thought was their own.
Alex: Owen lets have a 3-way with this model.
Owen: You’re gay because you’re thinking about my dick.
Alex: Why was your first thought to scenariolize about our dicks?
Owen: You’re gay because you’re thinking about my dick.
Alex: Why was your first thought to scenariolize about our dicks?
Scenariolize by Rilo.Ricky.Rasta August 23, 2018
scenario-tic
A pattern of speech that might seems excessively tragic or dramatic.
When someone phrases sound scenario-tic then they might had gotten caught up & gone way too dramatic.
When someone phrases sound scenario-tic then they might had gotten caught up & gone way too dramatic.
“ I’m a widow with 4 children, my husband killed himself when the debt had incurred, I’d to work everyday and during holidays continuously just to keep my children alive & healthy and be totally carefree ” Said Mary
“ That sounded so scenario-tic” said the interviewer
“ That sounded so scenario-tic” said the interviewer
scenario-tic by Maro1d__ September 25, 2020