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sex scenario

One time suzy shoved his penis in me and it felt so gooood.

I cummed all over her and she swallowed every last bit of it.

*sex scenario*
Suzy handcuffed me to the bed and shoved my erect penis into her pussy until I orgasmed. She then sucked my dick and licked off all of her period blood.

by cuddlebear May 26, 2014

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Sex

What makes the world go 'round. Literally.

Done by sticking a mans erect penis into the woman's vagina.

Typically with two people, but the more the merrier;)

Ashley and Corey were making out and then they ripped each others clothes off. She rubbed softly up and down on his dick with one hand, while teasing him with her other hand by dragging her nail up and down his thigh. She started gently sucking at his head. He sighed. She started kissing it and then pretended she was putting it in her mouth and quickly moved to his balls, teasing him. She then licked the cock from top to bottom and then blew the head again. She put half of his cock in her mouth. He started cumming and she swallowed the first bit of It. She collected as much of the semen as she could in her mouth and then started to spread it all over his stomach. Corey took control and squirted the rest of his juice on her breasts and then licked it diligently off of her. He kissed her. "I'll do anything you want after that" he said. Ashley smiled and said "all I want is you in me"
He flipped her over started kissing her. His cock was rubbing right around her cunt. "UHH OHHH UH PUT IT IN ALREADY!" He started to push in. He stayed there and kissed her chest. He started grinding on her, going deeper each time. He was still shallow. "OHH YES COREY YES! DEEPER YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT HARDER FASTER!" He went a little deeper, and she screamed. Her vag was tingling and it felt so good on his dick. He pulled out and shoved the whole ten inches into her. This sex made them orgasm. Their juices mixed and they now have a five year old child living with a Japanese couple.

by cuddlebear May 26, 2014

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Bomfalleralla

The song peter van houten plays while being a douche to Augustus and hazel grace.

Make my dreams come true

Bom! falleralla, Bom! Bom! falleralla, Bom! Bom! falleralla
Afa-fa-fasi och Filthy
Bomfalleralla, falleralla, falleralla

Jag störtar ner för gatan på en Pamplona-tjur
På väg mot en Pandora-brud med ett klitta som en anabolakuk
Och svänger den röda skynket som fladdrar i vinden
Och flaggan som vajar och kladdande fradga på kinden, shhh
Jag är metallisk rakblad, smaka min tunga
Som jag kommer att hugga rakt från munnen som rabieshundar
Lätt garderad med ett artilleri
Som inte tar, tänker eller nånsin tatt ditt parti
Af-af-asi håller väckningsmässa
I en skoldress så ring och kör din text
Och hör mig gäspa som en flodhäst
Och när ni springer på glödheta kändisgalor
Känner jag hur det vänder i magen
På grund utav av era könslekar
Står du i min väg så betala vänligen trängselavgift
Oavsett om du är moderat eller vänsterpartist
För vi lever i en visslande tid som swishar förbi
Där jag gror i mitten och allt annat vissnar

by cuddlebear June 7, 2014

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threesome

When two guys and a girl (typically), or two girls and a guy have sex all three of them together.

Marc and his girlfriend Nina were playing chess at Marc's place. Nina was staring at his deep blue eyes and was getting kinda horny. She leaned over and started kissing him passionately. Marc groped her boobs and started taking off her shirt after a few minutes of that. She ripped his shirt off and undid his pants. She kissed his neck, stomach, and then got down to his dick and gave him a glorious blowjob. He returned the favor by fingering her and then eating her out. All they wanted left was his cock in her cunt. He banged her until they both orgasmed, at which point his always horny roommate heard them and came over. He got into her asshole and banged her from that side. Nina was overwhealmed and had the greatest orgasm she'd ever experienced. After about half an hour of that they switched so Jonas got her pussy. They got bored of that and ate her out again. After a while Nina felt the need to repay them, so she blowed Jonas while giving Marc a hand job. Then she turned all her attention to Marc have him a blow job while Jonas ate her our her good. Marc needed something to do so he decided to fuck Jonas anally. Then they switched so Jonas fucked Nina, Nina blew Marc and Marc groped Nina. They continued switching positions of this threesome until the sun rose.

by cuddlebear May 28, 2014

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Blow job

To suck a mans dick.

Aubrie and her brother john were in the bathtub bathing, and beneath the bubbles aubrie saw his penis. This was in the days before sex ed, so she didn't know what it was. It seemed like something fun to put in her mouth, so she did. It tasted like the bath water, which she loved. She licked it from top to bottom. She then put the head in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. He moaned in pleasure. She shoved it deeper in her mouth, then pulled back to the head. Deep, head. Deep, head. She swirled her tongue around it some more. Then she found his balls, which seemed amazing!! She played with those for a few minutes by holding them in her mouth and sucking. She looked up to see if he liked it, and he sure as Hell did. He got up on the edge of the bathtub and she plunged the whole ten and a half inches down her throat. She moved her head back and forth and then some gooey white liquid came out of it. She swallowed it and continued. What fun!! This continued until their parents scrambled in there naked having sex, at which point they just joined their children. The end. The mother eventually started giving the son a blow job and the father ducked the daughter. This is one hell of a messed up family.

by cuddlebear May 28, 2014

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