satellite 

A device which does either:

1. Orbits earth as a communications device or provides military intelligence. (Often to people who arent intelligent. Clearly the need for hundreds of them proves it).

2. A celestial body which orbits another. ie: Moon spins around Earth.

3. The unfortunate recipeient of the name "POES" which hails from NASA. NASA should try looking under "P" in an afrikaans dictionary. Im sure the directors wouldnt be impressed by the fact they are (see example:)

* This is primarily amusing to South Africans. However if you knew what POES is you'd find it amusing too. I'd like to be an Astronaut!!

putting a "satellite" in orbit.

You know ... that jackass is such a satellite!

satellite by anon-sa February 7, 2005

Satellite Friend

a friend of a friend-- someone you don't hang out with directly, but who moves within the same circles, and each of you know who the other is.

"That girl Ann is in my psychology class."
"I don't know who that is."
"Sure you do, she's one of Ashley's satellite friends: long hair, way too much makeup, always wearing purple somewhere..."
"Oh yeah, her."

Satellite Friend by A. Holt Ambrosius February 21, 2009

mexican sattelite 

The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.

Lupe your cousins are coming over for dinner put up a exta mexican sattelite.

mexican sattelite by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007

satellite on a stick 

TV, radio, or cell phone tower.

I can see the satellite on a stick over the treeline in my back yard.

satellite on a stick by Dr. Charles Dromedary December 3, 2011

Satalite Syndrome 

When a person wants you within their orbit romantically (usually for sexual and romantic validation), but won't let you land and more disturbingly, won't let you move on either. Related to the term "Friend Zone" but with a twist. When you attempt to move on, they will employ tactics to keep you on a leash, zero regard for your future or well being, likely to guilt trip you into thinking you are the problem with the friendship or a creep, and not having the self awareness to understand you deserve to be happy with someone, and if not them, then someone else.

Please note: this term can be used to describe both sexes. And is not universally a term used to describe a particular sex.

Guy 1: She is an amazing friend and we connect well together, she kisses me on the cheek and holds my hand sometimes. I tried to kiss her on the lips and she backed off, I asked her out and she said no, so I moved on and made a tinder account. When she found out she screamed at me the next day calling me a terrible friend.

Guy 2: Sorry mate, she's got satalite syndrome. You dodged a bullet. She did the same thing to me.

Satalite Syndrome by Battlebuddy556 April 26, 2021

stars & satellites

A cool bracelet line, stars & satellites makes beaded charm bracelets, the names of which are inspired by music from Boys Like Girls and Taylor Swift. Looking to expand into clothing. Owner and creator is Evie Mae, a young fashion designer from Vancouver, BC.

Girl 1: I love your bracelets!

Girl 2: Thanks they're stars & satellites bracelets!

Girl 1: Awesome!

stars & satellites by missvickie June 13, 2011

in the dick with the satellite 

An object placed or situated at a very long distance from yourself

I can't reach the bottle, it's in the dick with the satellite

in the dick with the satellite by AuthenticName420 April 16, 2023