Sammamish

A little town in Washington up on a plateau that looks like would be a fun place but in reality to all the people who live there, there's nothing to do. Well besides smoke weed and hook up with fuckboys which is what most girls do. There are plenty of drug dealers who will give you terrible deals and always rip you off. Girls are such bitches and most of the guys have small dicks. Most girls are super self conscious and beat each other up behind their backs. Most younger girls here in middle school are also probably going to loose their virginity in less that a year because they are used to sucking guys off and being fingered. Inglewood Middle School is one of the more popular schools in Sammamish and carries plenty of sluts, whores, and fuck boys and its literally hell. Then theres the popular high school, Eastlake. There are drug dealers down every hallway and plenty of people will glare at you along the way. Every has sent nudes here and practically everyone has everyone's. Parents are normally super chill, they either dont give a fuck about what their kids are doing or they have no idea what their doing behind the scenes. Every girl owns or atleast wants lululemons just so their ass looks huge. But its still fun here even though there are really rough conditions up here on the plateau.

Hey guys, we should totally go hook up with some Sammamish girls, I hear their down for a good time.

by anuberconcernedcitizen June 27, 2015

sammamish

A town in WAshington were Bartells is da ghetto everyone has a hissy fit if you pull a leaf off a tree because they're tree huggers, and the cops visit you if your to rowdy

Lets go throw rocks at trees o wait were in sammamish its against the law

by poopfag12222 June 4, 2007

Sammon

Is a term used for describing a Northern Irish cunt. Often used in reference to those who have stupid accents and believe because they use sterling that they are superiour.

James your such a Sammon

by good vibrationz December 16, 2008

Sarmom

Verb: A way of Counter attacking your mom when she asks you if you where doing some weird shit with a perverted statement

Mom: Why the fuck is the vacuum in your room? What were you u doing!

Boy: I fuckin stuck my dick in the vacuum mom.

Or
Mom: Why the fuck is their a needle in the bathroom?

Boy: cause I was sticking It into my fuckin dick to feel like a girl.
The best combac is a sarmom

by Lost guy2223 October 12, 2017

sammymac

A fat lard that plays a lot of sports and gets the shit beat out of him in wrestling. He likes 80 different people at once such as Kate Balm.

Wow you must be a Sammymac because homie you are quite large

by Sammymac January 6, 2019

SamMods_

A fat, blonde, man who sits on his ass all day playing Splatoon 2. A real loser who has hardly any friends.

Bro you're being a real SamMods_ rn.

by Jeff Kaplam October 2, 2021

Saymom

Funniest guy in the school. Never fails to make his mates laugh. Stupidly sexy and smart. He is the complete package.

That guy is such a Saymom!

by CallOfDutyMWLove November 21, 2021