Salem

A nice town in central Massachusetts with a bustling tourist trade. Site of trials (and executions) in Salem Witch Hysteria. Interesting note: the actual hysteria took place a bit northwards, in what is now Danvers. They're not proud.

Wow, this is a nice little place after all! Might want to settle down.

by Pat-rot January 27, 2004

Salem

Being The Absolute best at everything you do esepcially skateboarding and filming

Wow that kid can shred and film totally salem.

by David Murray and Mike Doucet May 14, 2008

Salem

a city in the state Oregon. Also where 20 people where killed in the state Mass. around the 1800's. Another defenition is when a guy makes a cream pie in the girls ass.

Damn, did you see him do a salem to her.

by blueberry yum yum! February 12, 2005

Salem

A retarded fucking cat

Salem you fucking retard

by Nick Valentin June 28, 2019

salem

a male bitch whipped by a female

Chan is a salem and muffintop got him on lockdown.

by grampa smurf March 27, 2008

Saleme

He has the smallest dick on earth.And when you say “oh its saleme!” All the girls start laughing on his small one but he has a lot of friends and he’s a lovely person

Ohhh lookk he has a saleme one
Hahaha look at this saleme
Boy: “ayro lal saleme”. Girl:HAHAHAHAHAH NOWAY😂😂😂

by Saleme June 04, 2019

salem

A salem can be defined as a muslim or a muslim asshole whom unwillfully takes a vow of celibacy in most cases because most salem's either are not interested in girls or girls are not interest in the said salem; Also most salem's live in shacks is also a topic of a most popular book written by Stephen king called "salem's lot".

Look at Salem over there, damn he smells from here.

Dude your street looks bad because all because of salem's lot over there

by clapback September 24, 2004