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“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.
Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.
by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023
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so that's why...

something said at the end of tiktoks to make the video seem like an infinite loop, but this usually doesn't work and falls flat
I just died hahaha
filler filler filler
so that's why...
by iminhellplshelpahhh October 4, 2024
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Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them.

A way to say some statics are rigged as fuck and only shown to best represent the one showing the numbers
"Those charts look convincing... until you realize they left out half the info. Statistics never lie — so that’s why they lie about them."
by Outside_Win3020 May 23, 2025
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because vodka, that's why

because vodka, thats why.
Greg: Hey dude, why'd you fuck my sister and my mom in a threesome?
Asshole:Because vodka, that's why
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Used to provide reasoning for seemingly random, unexplainable events that occur that result in unfortunate outcomes. Most often used for video game RNG.
Guy 1: Damn, why'd the teacher give decide to give us a pop quiz today? I didn't study!
Guy 2: Because screw you, that's why!
by BomberJacknut August 31, 2020
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Why’s it called dragon?

Because dragon deez nuts!
Your balls are being taken. Why’s it called dragon?
by TheRealMinecrafter November 27, 2020
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Why oh why’s

Why oh why’s are a particular type of defecation in which the passer of said stool is left sweating on the toilet, contemplating their food and life choices as the cramp-inducing, potentially fiery fecal matter violently passes through their turd cutter.
-Yo, has anyone seen Steve?

-He’s been in the bathroom for a half hour; think he’s dealing with some why oh why’s. He probably gonna post a pic in the group chat of it soon.
by ProfessorBartholomewButt July 2, 2022
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